I’ve been having trouble finding Ivar the Tyrannosaurus Rex’s voice so I thought I might as well do this.
Ask him a question, any question, and he will answer.
What’s your favorite food? 
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What do you do for a living these days, Ivar, and do you miss the late Cretaceous period? ¯\_(ﭢ)_/¯
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David wants to know why the heck he’s called Ivar?
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Does Ivar like trying to prep food for cooking?
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“Beef. A lot more tender and juicy than Triceratops, and a lot easier to hunt.”
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“So this queen makes me go on missions to keep her subjects in line because she’s useless.”
“I miss the heat and humidity. This place is freezing, even in the summer. I would have shed my feathers by now but I ended up growing more of them!”
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“Name given to me. They said it was from a crippled viking chieftain.”
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“Raw meat us the best meat. It’s not the same if you can’t feel the blood trickle down your jaw.”
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Fascinating. Viking Dino.
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“I found a technique that can make me even more powerful by entering a state if rage!”
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Oh, that’s Gollumesque: I likes it raw…and wwwwriggling!
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Which feathers on Ivan irritates him the most?
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“The ones on my tail.”
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Does he bite them with his teeth a lot?
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“I’m not into self harm.”
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Do you have any dinosaur friends?
Where do you live?
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What’s your hobby?
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“Several. Justin the Pteranodon, Willow the Brachiosaurus, Anatasia the Deinonychus, Kellach the Triceratops, and more. Kellach thinks I’m still a kid who needs to be told what to do.”
“The Queen lets me live in her massive garden.”
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“Most hobbies are for humans with their weirdly long limbs. I like to listen to music and hear stories, if that counts.”
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