Creative New Sayings

You know the expressions “whatever floats your boat” and “it grinds my gears”?

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It’s the time to find new ways to say things.

And honestly I forget these sayings sometimes. I once said “whatever butters your rice” and couldn’t stop laughing for awhile.

I want to see what other people come up with for these two sayings.

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It really broils my oven that I have to wait for food

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@Theora what spoils your milk?

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I’ve never heard anybody say ‘it grinds my gears’ before, I’m also very bad at coming up with things so… im not very good at these things lol

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I think I heard it here or there, I honestly forgot original sayings at this point

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It really seasons my fries when I forget things

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whatever kazoos your moos

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I seriously don’t know where you’re pulling these from., but I can’t stop laughing :joy:

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Whatever jiggles the nibblets

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I don’t know what that means, I think I heard those words from Hannah Montana or something

Omg Hannah Montana. :joy:

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Rice one is my fav. :blush:

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I know they used to say sweet nibblets

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it makes no sense

but at the same time it does

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It really lights a fire under my fox when the internet crashes

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Oof my fire under my fox is lit all the time. :joy:

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It raisins the oatmeal cookies

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It chewbaccas the disney that baby yoda doesn’t have enough screen time

:darkbunnylord:

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I wish I can pun as well as you do.

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It’s not even puns I think

It’s just me mashing two weird words into a structure XD

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