Let’s Pretend to be Kidz Bop censors!

The Necromancer's Lair
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I came up with a fun game. Someone finds an “extremely inappropriate” song for children and we rewrite it to be more appropriate.

While Kidz Bop has the sense to stick to the top 40, we don’t. Any and all genres are allowed. May god have mercy on our souls.

For reference:

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I’m just going to say this sounds like a Whose Line is it Anyway prompt from the title alone

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As a teacher, you would be best at making this family friendly

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boutta make pony by ginuwine extremely family friendly

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Anything from Eminem

Last Resort by Papa Roach

Sriracha by bbno$

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How would you edit the lyrics?

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Birth sex by Jeremih too. I’ll tell you in a moment when I go onto my laptop

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Birthday sex will become Birthday checks or something else entirely. :thinking:

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Or maybe Birthday Cake:

Girl, you know I-I-I, girl, you know I-I-I
I’ve been fiendin’, wake up in the late-night dreamin’ about your frostin’
Girl, you know I-I-I, girl, you know I-I-I
Don’t need candles or sprinkles, just need yo’ body to make, ooh
Birthday cake, birthday cake (It’s the best day of the year, girl)
Birthday cake, birthday cake (It tastes like, tastes like, lemon and chocolate, chocolate)

Very unsexy, I know.

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That was good. :rofl:

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Thanks. lmfao. I was thinking kidz bop. :stuck_out_tongue:

I used to love that song when I was younger, btw. Birthday Sex.

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When in doubt, make the song either about singing or dancing

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Hah, yeah.

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Take any rap song and try making that kid friendly.

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Damn, now I wanna listen to that song again. :laughing:

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NWA but Kidz Bop

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Nuggets with Additives

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:rofl:

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Oh my gosh! Can you even imagine?

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I think that Ice Cube would sue them for defaming his character and work

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