Someone talk to me please

I got alcohol. Free. At my cousins engagement, and now we’ve got cake. And now I am hungry after pizza. I need more drink.

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Someone talk to me please I am so bored.

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@everyone

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I am so bored. I wanna go and find alcohol.

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Yes @J.L.O @NotARussianBot @Akje @FOLuke

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What ma-dude? You spent time looking up recipes for what you have in the house and your alcohol?

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I’m at my aunts house and I’m too sober for this. And there are kids there.

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Ah…then make them learn to limbo.

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No. They have glow sticks.

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Oh, aunt’s house. Whoops! So much easier when it’s in a pub, bar or nightclub. How far is the nearest liquor store? You could say you’re just taking a walk to get some fresh air…

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Oh. Kiddie rave.

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Like a mile away haha. I am trying to find somewhere and something to pilfer.

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It’s insane

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Something to keep in mind: both Kool-aid and Hawaiian Punch go well with vodka or gin. (>‿◠):v:

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So, they know how to dance with an invisible orb?

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All we have is 7-Up!

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Yes !?!

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Well, here’s some translucent ones

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That’s so class.

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Jello powder in a pinch.

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Show it to them kids, get them start practicing.

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