The Saiyans are the most horrifying warrior race I have ever seen in ficiton

The Saiyans are a human-like alien species with tails that lived on a planet with 10 times gravity, at least until some asshole blew up their planet. They were also menaces to all life in the universe.

There’s hands-off parenting, there’s parental neglect, and then there is sticking your baby into a growth chamber for a couple of years until they’re old enough to walk and talk and then sending them off to a hostile planet to kill all of the lifeforms on it. No exaggeration. And then we get into Zenkai Boosts, which result in Saiyans getting stronger with every near-death experience that they have. This includes children.

If you find that your child is a weakling, no sweat, just send them to another, “weaker” planet and see if they survive or not.

If Saiyans didn’t have such good memories, then there is a good likelihood that they would never know who their parents are. Assuming that they have the same psychological needs as humans, of love, belonging, and security, I do not think it is an exaggeration to say that every single Saiyan raised in this culture would have a severe mental illness of some form or another.

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So Vegeta was well-adjusted.

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Well-adjusted compared to who? Raditz?

Is it any wonder why he is such an asshole?

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Well-rounded for a Saiyan. Goku was clearly dropped on his head one too many times.

But we can see with human channeling, he’s just a fight junkie, and otherwise harmless.

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For Vegeta, it’s the appeal of a Fight Club held under his nose that keeps distracting him from going off on a rampage…that and his rather strange wife.

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Bulma is introduced almost running over Kid Goku and shooting him in the face. That is worse than what villains like Azula ever did.

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But it’s something that resonates with them, apparently.

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I can’t wait for people with no knowledge of Dragon Ball to response to this thread, lol.

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They are something else, and their worldview was strange, even for when it was made.

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I have very little knowledge of Dragon Ball, but I do know what a Saiyan looks like, and I know about a super Saiyan, and that’s absolutely insane lore.

I just looked up the name origin. Saiya is the anagram of yasai = vegetable, and yajin means wild man. Saiyajin (Saiyan in English) is wild vegetable man.

I thought they were monkey men :stuck_out_tongue:

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Vegeta has a brother named Tarble that their father sent off planet because he was a weakling. That’s right, their names can be combined to create Vegetarble.

Would Sarujin be Monkey People in Japanese?

Also calling them monkeys is really racist as well…

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You would say Enjin

Saru kanji is read “en”.

But Enjin means " Australopithecine" in English, apparently.

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I guess to avoid confusion you’d need to call them something different…

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Who else could defend Earth from the Saiyans except another Saiyan, though? ¯\_(ﭢ)_/¯

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A half saiyan? Whatever the hell Frieza is? Maybe even the guardian of earth for once?

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Frieza is a refrigerator, meant to preserve vegetables.

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But they ended up all dying by his hand…did the vegetables end up rotting in the refrigerator?

Oh god nobody who isn’t an Dragon Ball fan will be able to follow anything we’re saying!

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Reporting for duty. I couldn’t get into the Dragon Ball TV series. The fight scenes involved hours of the characters staring at each other and sweating a lot.

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The manga alleviates this by a lot. But it is inexplicably weird.