Krista Gallant responses.
Either the intruder is dead, or they will soon be dead. If my friends are hurt, the idiot’s family will join them beneath the dunes ~ Krista’s thought process.
Rusalka, Sirens, Valkyrie, (Israeli) Red Riding Hood.
Morning. Although, since Krista’s addicted to Bedouin black tea, she more of a “someone please take her damn batteries out” person.
Least favourite: winter. The desert is an open-air freezer for most of the day and night. Favourite season: spring. Best time to enjoy the (muscle-bound) bounties and beauty of life without melting under the summer sun…and the less said about the summer humidity the better…
Hospitals and being admitted as a patient. Krista has lost more family friends (mercenaries and soldiers) to hospitals than to the wars they fight in. Krista will do anything to avoid being a patient, even if her injuries need surgery.
Krista also suffers from severe survivor’s guilt and fear of abandonment, but her symptoms are hidden / disguised by her abrasive confronting humor.
Krista’s mother is a Russian mercenary, her father is a German mercenary, and she was born and raised in Israel…among other mercenaries…There is no end to Krista’s opinions, and no mute button.
Rich Jewish / Israeli and European food. No fast food or junk food. Quality in vast quantity.
The death of Krista’s older brother, Gur, whose loss changed Krista’s nature. Krista considered Gur’s death to be an act of betrayal and a declaration of war by the (outside) adult world.
Wait.
Add another chapter to the Geneva Convention.
Are you tired of living? ~ Krista.
You do know my mama’s a sniping instructor, right? ~ Krista’s inner voice.
An honorary Sabra (Jewish-Israeli), a devoted friend and perpetual brat, an adult-in-miniature whose humor would make a merchant sailor blush, a little Mother Hen / chutzpah-fueled minx as generous as she is fearless, repays kindness and betrayal with interest, likes to dress as if attending an adult-orientated Monaco fashion show, and acts as if no one has the willpower or courage to stop her.
Complies while mentally noting all of the robbers’ available identifying information and / or activates an encrypted GPS tracker on her phone, finds a nearby reservist, borrows their phone, and calls her parents (or Aunt Karen or Dov).* By the next morning Krista’s possessions will be returned, and some desert critters will have an unexpected feast.
*Families of Krista’s (well, Karen’s) wealth usually don’t call the normal authorities for such issues, because the families don’t want the issue’s resolution recorded on any official documents. Family business is handled within the family.
Krista’s father, or Dov, probably…