# Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!

**URL:** <https://forum.wackywriters.com/t/waiter-theres-a-hair-in-my-soup/15479>\
**Category:** Roleplaying and Games\
**Created:** [January 18, 2025, 1:41am UTC](https://forum.wackywriters.com/t/waiter-theres-a-hair-in-my-soup/15479 "2025-01-18T01:41:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![NatureLover40](https://forum.wackywriters.com/user_avatar/forum.wackywriters.com/naturelover40/32/61566_2.png) [@NatureLover40](https://forum.wackywriters.com/u/NatureLover40)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 1:41am UTC](https://forum.wackywriters.com/t/waiter-theres-a-hair-in-my-soup/15479/1 "2025-01-18T01:41:07Z")

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I vaguely remember there was a game somewhere (can’t remember if it was on here back when the site was first made, or a different place) where this game started. One person would talk as though they have soup and there’s something in it, the next person would reply accordingly, and then say their own version of it.

Example:

Person A: Waiter, there’s a sponge in my soup!

Person B: Well, take it out before it soaks up all the soup! Waiter, there’s a book in my soup!

Person C: So _that’s_ where it went! Waiter, there’s an eggshell in my soup!

That was fun, so I wanted to bring it back.

I’ll start:

Waiter, there’s a coin in my soup!

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**Author:** ![Akje](https://forum.wackywriters.com/user_avatar/forum.wackywriters.com/akje/32/27751_2.png) [@Akje](https://forum.wackywriters.com/u/Akje)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://forum.wackywriters.com/t/waiter-theres-a-hair-in-my-soup/15479/2 "2025-01-18T01:51:52Z")

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Don’t say it so loud or _everyone_ will expect one!

Waiter, there’s a goldfish in my soup!

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**Author:** ![NatureLover40](https://forum.wackywriters.com/user_avatar/forum.wackywriters.com/naturelover40/32/61566_2.png) [@NatureLover40](https://forum.wackywriters.com/u/NatureLover40)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 3:06am UTC](https://forum.wackywriters.com/t/waiter-theres-a-hair-in-my-soup/15479/3 "2025-01-18T03:06:04Z")

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Yeah, he likes it in there!

Waiter, there’s a feather in my soup!

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**Author:** ![MatthewJH](https://forum.wackywriters.com/user_avatar/forum.wackywriters.com/matthewjh/32/34217_2.png) [@MatthewJH](https://forum.wackywriters.com/u/MatthewJH)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 4:50am UTC](https://forum.wackywriters.com/t/waiter-theres-a-hair-in-my-soup/15479/4 "2025-01-20T04:50:31Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/qgEPlr6LIek/hqdefault.jpg "Spike Milligan and the Euro Fly in My Soup.avi") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgEPlr6LIek)