Wrong Answers Only

This is stupid, but stupid’s fun!

You have to answer a solution with dumb ideas. Example:

“There’s a girl i like at school but we don’t talk often. What should i do to get her attention?”

“Easy, yell out the romantic scenario you had with her in dream and profess you would die for her while kneeling, during class!”

Person who answers has to give the next scenario. Could be something made-up on the spot, something you’ve written but curious on how wrong (worse) it can get, etc. Go nanners!

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!

I’ll start with the same one in the example: There’s a girl i like at school but we don’t talk often. What should i do to get her attention?

7 Likes

Wait for it to be taco day and collect all of the hot sauce packets you can find.
Use the hot sauce packets to spell out her name on the table she usually sits at.
When she sees it and looks at you, seductively dip your taco in the letters and wink at her.

Scenario:
I’m stuck in line at the ice cream truck with about 10 kids ahead of me. How do I make sure that they don’t get the last Spongebob bubble gum pop?

5 Likes

Use their bodies to make more.


There’re 4 plates but 5 people. What do you do?

Serve soup. Chop the plates to bits.

Middle child won’t sleep all night. What should I do?

1 Like

Crack an egg on their head!

Coolest battleship?

1 Like

Definitely the pretend one the kids are playing with in the backyard.

Your toxic ex messages you happy birthday 3 years after your breakup. What do you do?

2 Likes

Order an airstrike on their home!

How to avoid getting swatted?

1 Like

Hide behind an AC unit and set it to full blast at the oncoming swatters

What’s the fastest way to clean up your sibling’s room?

2 Likes

BURN IT

How does one breathe?

2 Likes

By inhaling cherry seeds.

Your car has run out of gas and there isn’t a station in sight and you have no extra gas cans. How will you get fuel in your car?

3 Likes

VODKA

Best idea ever?

3 Likes

throwing cat poop at my annoying cousin

best creature to make a rug out of?

2 Likes

Man.

Eat a Turkey sammich?

3 Likes

Only with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles.

How do you enable that no security cameras or people pick up your theft of the 2000$ dressin the window display?

2 Likes

You make it so bright that the cameras are blinded

How best to learn to ride a bike?

3 Likes

Upside down at a swimming class.

It snowed six feet outside your house overnight. How will you get out?

1 Like

Jump from the roof, duh!

How best to bury the body of the man you just murdered

3 Likes

Swallow it whole.

How to promote your current novel

4 Likes

put a golden star on its shoulders.
How to stop a baby from crying

2 Likes

put a chair on top of it

how to vacuum without a vaccum cleaner

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