This is stupid, but stupid’s fun!
You have to answer a solution with dumb ideas. Example:
“There’s a girl i like at school but we don’t talk often. What should i do to get her attention?”
“Easy, yell out the romantic scenario you had with her in dream and profess you would die for her while kneeling, during class!”
Person who answers has to give the next scenario. Could be something made-up on the spot, something you’ve written but curious on how wrong (worse) it can get, etc. Go nanners!
WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!
I’ll start with the same one in the example: There’s a girl i like at school but we don’t talk often. What should i do to get her attention?
Wait for it to be taco day and collect all of the hot sauce packets you can find.
Use the hot sauce packets to spell out her name on the table she usually sits at.
When she sees it and looks at you, seductively dip your taco in the letters and wink at her.
I’m stuck in line at the ice cream truck with about 10 kids ahead of me. How do I make sure that they don’t get the last Spongebob bubble gum pop?
Use their bodies to make more.
There’re 4 plates but 5 people. What do you do?
Serve soup. Chop the plates to bits.
Middle child won’t sleep all night. What should I do?
Crack an egg on their head!
Definitely the pretend one the kids are playing with in the backyard.
Your toxic ex messages you happy birthday 3 years after your breakup. What do you do?
Order an airstrike on their home!
How to avoid getting swatted?
Hide behind an AC unit and set it to full blast at the oncoming swatters
What’s the fastest way to clean up your sibling’s room?
By inhaling cherry seeds.
Your car has run out of gas and there isn’t a station in sight and you have no extra gas cans. How will you get fuel in your car?
throwing cat poop at my annoying cousin
best creature to make a rug out of?
Only with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles.
How do you enable that no security cameras or people pick up your theft of the 2000$ dressin the window display?
You make it so bright that the cameras are blinded
How best to learn to ride a bike?
Upside down at a swimming class.
It snowed six feet outside your house overnight. How will you get out?
Jump from the roof, duh!
How best to bury the body of the man you just murdered
Swallow it whole.
How to promote your current novel
put a golden star on its shoulders.
How to stop a baby from crying
put a chair on top of it
how to vacuum without a vaccum cleaner