Straw and mouth
How to make the best first impression
Straw and mouth
Snap the nearest person’s neck and step over them while holding a power stance💪
My boss has been giving me a hard time at work even tho i do my best. What should i do?
Show him how to do his own damn job before you hang mistletoe over you butt while moonwalking your way out to “I quit”.
What dressing should I use for my chicken salad?
what do i do if i need to use the bathroom during a test?
Poop in your pants. Scare everyone into leaving the test, or force a remake day.
What should I make for supper tonight?
stone soup. the key is to imagine that the stones are edible.
i’m going on a 3 month road trip. what should i pack?
The Sword of Destiny.
Your parents kick you out of the house. What do you do?
What should I do to get ready for school?
pfft your supposed to give wrong answers here Cora xD
you should cover yourself in mayonaisse, obviously.
how should you apply nail polish?
Use your toes to grip the handle and slather it on your lips.
How should I address my kid’s kindergarten teacher?
“I’ll take that to go.”
It’s 5 minutes till the end of your shift. Do you wait?
You jump on the counter and shout at all of the customers about how they suck. That way you get fired and you don’t have to wait. Or come back.
A girl asks what you would do if she said she liked you. How do you respond?
You ask her best friend out.
What’s for dinner?
Fish covered in horseradish.
How would you react if you lost your memory?
like an ass
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Scream at a random tree, hopefully loud enough for everyone to hear, “You need to run a marathon, right now!”
What would you do with five hundred pearls?
Read a Regency series that has each novel tied up in pearl necklaces and foreplay then decide that’s highly unsanitary. True story.
How many South Seas Pearls can fit in an oyster?
one trillion, two hundred and fifty four billion, eight hundred and ninety four million, two hundred and fifty nine thousand, one hundred and sixty eight.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
You have to chuck it for them, about 4 tons just to survive.
How many saucers did Sally see Sylvester stack side by side?
None, actually: they were all invisible.
Did the quick brown fox really jump over the lazy dog?