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How to make the best first impression

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Snap the nearest person’s neck and step over them while holding a power stance💪

My boss has been giving me a hard time at work even tho i do my best. What should i do?

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Show him how to do his own damn job before you hang mistletoe over you butt while moonwalking your way out to “I quit”.

What dressing should I use for my chicken salad?

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easy

ketchup

what do i do if i need to use the bathroom during a test?

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Poop in your pants. Scare everyone into leaving the test, or force a remake day.

What should I make for supper tonight?

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stone soup. the key is to imagine that the stones are edible.

i’m going on a 3 month road trip. what should i pack?

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The Sword of Destiny.
#constantvigilance

Your parents kick you out of the house. What do you do?

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Kill them

What should I do to get ready for school?

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pfft your supposed to give wrong answers here Cora xD

you should cover yourself in mayonaisse, obviously.

how should you apply nail polish?

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Use your toes to grip the handle and slather it on your lips.

How should I address my kid’s kindergarten teacher?

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“I’ll take that to go.”

It’s 5 minutes till the end of your shift. Do you wait?

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You jump on the counter and shout at all of the customers about how they suck. That way you get fired and you don’t have to wait. Or come back.

A girl asks what you would do if she said she liked you. How do you respond?

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You ask her best friend out.

What’s for dinner?

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Fish covered in horseradish.

How would you react if you lost your memory?

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like an ass

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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Scream at a random tree, hopefully loud enough for everyone to hear, “You need to run a marathon, right now!”

What would you do with five hundred pearls?

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Read a Regency series that has each novel tied up in pearl necklaces and foreplay then decide that’s highly unsanitary. True story.

How many South Seas Pearls can fit in an oyster?

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one trillion, two hundred and fifty four billion, eight hundred and ninety four million, two hundred and fifty nine thousand, one hundred and sixty eight.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

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You have to chuck it for them, about 4 tons just to survive.

How many saucers did Sally see Sylvester stack side by side?

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None, actually: they were all invisible.

Did the quick brown fox really jump over the lazy dog?

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