A List of Things that Fang Liao is no longer allowed to do in the Avatar World

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I decided to make my on take of the “Things You Are No Longer Allowed to Do” lists, inspired by Skippy’s list. Fang Liao is an earthbender who is quite…eccentric to say the least. Consider her my OC for now.

Examples:
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThingsYouAreNotAllowedToDo

  1. Only the Avatar is able to keep balance between the spirit world and the material world. This does not change no matter how many mind-enhancing drugs you take.

  2. The Yokai Mailbox is not a thing. If Gegege no Kitarou existed in this world, the Avatar would be obsolete.

  3. Throwing giant rocks at people is not a polite greeting.

  4. Spirit bending is not Dragon Ball Z style chi-manipulation. If it was, all other forms of bending would be obsolete.

4.5: The Lion Turtle School is not a thing. Lion Turtles will not teach you the Kamehameha.

  1. Just because you can lava bend in Republic City’s park, doesn’t mean that you should.

  2. Kidney stone bending is not a thing. No part of the human body is primarily made of stone.

  3. I am no longer allowed to quote Vegeta, in any language, from any version of Dragon Ball Z, Minus, Super, etc.

7.5: This includes the TFS Dragon Ball Z Abrdiged Series.

  1. “It’s Not Easy Being Green” is a wonderful song but it is not the Earth Kingdom National Anthem.

  2. Fire Lord Ozai has never, and will never, take hard drugs such as methanpetamine, heroine, etc.

  3. Equalist Leader Amon was not replaced by a body double, and he is not living in Jamaica under a fake name with Tupac Shakir and Elvis Presley.

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  1. Azula is not Shuten Doji, Tamana no Mae, or any other infamous yokai taken the form of the Fire Princess.
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  1. Skeleton-bending is not a thing, either.
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  1. Bebop and Rocksteady are not ancient Earth Bending masters.
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I don’t get it…

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They’re Ninja Turtles villains.

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No, I don’t get the trope or what your asking me.
Sorry…

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:joy:

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Do you have a rule to add?

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Alas, no. Afraid I’m not very well-versed in any anime, manga or webtoons. But I do like to think Tupac and Elvis are drinking daiquiris together somewhere. (>‿◠):v:

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Can’t do the Kamehameha wave anymore after blowing a whole in the sun?

Welp, I tried. :sweat_smile:

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More like:

“HIV and HIV-Related Complications, such as AIDS, do not exist in the Avatarverse. So please refrain from stating that Sokka was killed by stingrays with AIDS.”

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Wow…

I’m even more confused. :sweat_smile:

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