Hello there! I’m Tesla, Jasper Tesla.
I used to be really active on the Wattpad Forums back when they were a thing. I was there to see the old forums die, the new forums come and go, and then I took a tiny nap, and just woke up, and now it’s 2026.
So yeah, I’m 26 now (I’m old, I know). I went by Ariador on Wattpad back in the day, though now I don’t really open Wattpad anymore. I’m an AI engineer, part-time novelist, bad artist and paleo-nerd, and I’m glad to be back.
@Churro Here’s the thread that was promised.
Hi, welcome! Good to see your here Jasper 
Enjoy yourself and I hope you don’t get too scared off!
Thanks, and don’t worry, I won’t get scared off. Unless there are cucumbers here, that is.
Welcome!
Hey! Thanks!
I remember you from the Wattpad forums.
hiii whoooo
another old-timer hihi
I’m recasting the Twilight Saga as dinosaurs. Any suggestions?
Wow you have a good memory! I’m lowkey jealous 
Hello! I don’t think I remember your name from the old forums. Maybe we just didn’t interact back then. Did you change your name?
Narby!
Probably, yeah. I made a lot of additions to my world, so it would be a good idea. But I’ll need more context. I did work a lot on the Fall of the Dragon Tyrant idea, by the way, including artworks.
I’m an honorary elephant.
So I don’t know what else to do with this thread. Post artworks and AI projects? Sure.
@NotARussianBot You might enjoy this. This is the dragon from that story you told me to outline. Let me know if you’re still working on that.
I forgot the story but I love how much his one looks like a komodo dragon!
Hiiii
I used to be @LadyOfTheRiver … I don’t think we’ve talked much back then, if at all. The forums were huge!
But yeah… I’m Angel, nice to meet you.I might remember you… vaguely? I only was on like one specific thread tho, so I might have just been lurking.
It’s okay, I have a full document ready. I was working on the Deru Mythology, and what animals are found in Derulínë.
Oh, I remember that name. And I do think we probably never talked.
Do you distribute swords as a basis for a system of governance?
Also I tried signing up for the Adult Den and the link failed me. I swear I’m an adult. I’m adulter than most adults. My bones ache and kids these days feel too loud.
But I did take out Devtools and found out the user info is sent as JSON files. I’m tempted to whip out Postman and manually make myself an adult (I’ll have to check if they have any authentication on the backend – probably it’s Discourse’s doing, not this forum’s).
I remember you and shrimp. And tea.
No, I just like sowing chaos and discord throughout all the realms 
Same 
(I’m 19)
Why tea?
