CHAOS

I remembered that I used to do these in junior high when I was bored, but they weren’t dramatic.

let’s see…

Pretti Coffee Muggs, age unknown (don’t ask a woman her age!, she says). Coffee shop barrista at Sunshine Coffee House. Superpower is supersonic hearing. They eavesdrop on conversations and can focus on chats from miles away to find out where the villain has hid all the golden tea leaves and luxury coffee beans that the coffee shop prides itself on. Someone is always trying to steal it and usually its Sir Earl Grey from the out-of-state tea house along the coast. Pretti is always tasked to go find out where he is and get the tea leaves and coffee beans back.

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I also thought you could be taking the star out for a walk

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Yeah, it has, but I’m getting through it slowly.

oh, and btw: my dad had a phase where he binge watched Masterclass tutorials about interrogation from ex-agents of the CIA. so actually not too far from the truth. :sweat_smile:

Yeah, I do. It’s super cool. Here in Ireland you can’t really do much (the rent laws favour landlords heavily and it’s pretty much a corporate business atp) but when I move to Germany I can’t waittttt :grin: there it’s actually fine to do whatever as long as you put it back to how it was. You even buy the kitchen yourself!

getting the kitchen myself is peak :grin: cuz I’m a chef nerd, I want my wall magnetic knife holder for my Japanese knife collection :drooling_face: oh, and a giant ass amount of counter space yeeee :grin: (I could rant about this for eternity so I’ll stop myself there)

Not a princess (enby) :eyes: and def not a passenger :eyes:

I’m the one who leaves the house :joy: my gf can stay for like 3 weeks at a time and be completely happy. She’s like a cat - give her food, water, and cuddles and leave her alone to play games when she wants. It’s adorable :joy:

if you don’t like it, then what do u like? :eyes:

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Ok I love that version the best :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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@TheTigerWriter

I’m basing my story in Tokyo, and it’s got al lot of Japanese mythology in it :grin: I’d love to rant sometime so you can see it

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It sounds good, though the ex summoning an ancient evil because she can’t get laid is bad bad bad. It’s realistic but annoying.

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thanks :slight_smile:

Though you’ve got the wrong idea about the ex. She’s obsessed with him as in the tsundre “you’re mine forever, i wanna watch you while you sleep” kind of thing, not in the “I want to get laid sooo bad cries” kind of sense. She’s basically fucking unhinged :sob:

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I kinda relate with her since I’m also like that to my special person.

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:rofl: okay

She’s like on the level of “I want to wear your skin as a blanket because it makes me feel close to you” tho. So a bit too much :sweat_smile:

Wow. Then I take it back. I’m not there (yet). I’m more likely to take off my skin and put it on him because he gets cold easily.

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Yeah :rofl:

She’s how I feel about my parents in a nutshell :sob: she doesn’t care if she kills him, she just wants him with her forever

I do too. But for me it’s ‘we’ll die together’.

Actually, I’d like us both to be immortal, serving humanity together.

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All the best to you!

Oh. Oh no. That’s interesting, but also mildly concerning…like uh…

Argh that’s hard to make a space your own.

Oooooh that sounds exciting! I have heard a little about Germany’s renting situation, it is definitely quite customizable. But also heard that there’s definitely some bits of responsibility involved with neighbourhood cleaning and all.

OOOOH that is soooo cool! You have a knife collection? I’d love to see it if you’re able to share, I’ve always wanted to try japanese knives.

Oops, my bad.

Haha that’s cute!

Oh, I definitely like coffee the most. But I’m usually a juice or plain / chocolate milk person. It’s very rarely that I have anything else.

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Loooool

That’s also what is in the story :joy: a soul from hell escaped and became a computer program… so she essentially became immortal :joy:

Now the MC is tasked to build a body for her and is essentially making the first functional cyborg/android in existence :sparkles:

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There was nothing NOT concerning about my parents :rofl: that’s just the tip of the iceberg :sob:

I still do! Just gotta find a person who doesn’t give a shit abt that :))

My German gf loves rules to much to let me slip up on those. I’ll be fine :rofl: :rofl:

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CHOCOLATE MILK!!! Huzzah! May the cacao gods bless u

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Woah! Cyberdemons!

Awesome!

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Not really :joy: she’s just undead. But still, cool idea :))

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Oof. Cyberdemons would’ve been a lot cooler.

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Apparently this was cheaper at the time than explosions.

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