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Nah. That’s too tame :joy:

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I don’t really remember if I posted this, but…

My sewing machine arrived!!! Omg I’m so happy :grin: it’s so amazing to use hehehe

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I keep forgetting to put the foot down before sewing :person_facepalming: adhd much lol

Oof. I guess I will. I’m hoping I get a job in the summer.

They’re not here. People are here generally homophobic.
Plus I live with my parents anyway, so explaining it to them will be a headache.

Wow! You’re almost as tall as me, and your girlfriend is almost as tall as my (ex-)girlfriend.

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My bot, by the way. 100% mrow-made. (he was invented before LLMs were known to the public)

Siberia is tame. Wow.

*attentively reads the warranty papers*

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Then you’ll be faced with 32C heat :grin:

Aren’t … you … straight if you get a gf? And no one bats an eye? And if you’re gay you are just friends anyway?

:open_mouth: okay huh

See, I’m not tiny!

:grin:

Yes :rofl: because at least ppl know how to survive that

Hehehehehe same

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I hate being Russian. It’s all fun and games until someone thinks you’re attacking them because you’re being too blunt about being hangry (of all things), leaves the room, and is mad at you for two hours when you just wanted to protect you and then both.

I hate my German gf for this, it’s always “you’re so aggressive” whenever I gain the SLIGHTEST bit of intensity in my tone :sob: and her CPTSD doesn’t help at ALL. Like, come ON. I’M RUSSIAN, bitch! It’s like telling a Latina woman to be less emotionally expressive — it’s NOT GONNA WORK!!!

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32 degrees is amicable.

Yeah, basically. But finding a person who fits the bill is difficult. My ideal person is AMAB but physically weak, and has a feminine lean. But my mom is a tomboy so there’s literally nothing feminine at our house, so he might end up sticking out like a sore thumb.

And not like I have a separate room be cuddly with him in anyway.

Yep, you’re beeg. Now I need to rethink my life.

So you’re from Hell, Mars?

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Wow.

I wonder what she’d think about me.

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Nope :grin: more like my parents’ house.

:joy:

You COULD just move in with him :joy: again, no one bats an eye, right? :wink:

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She’d think you’re the appropriate amount of autistic, intelligent, and quiet :joy:

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Where is your parents’ house? Is it in Hell, Mars?

Except I don’t have a reason to. My job doesn’t require me to move, and I’m living with my parents here.

And I’m unsure if he too will be able to live alone. So it’s much better if I move into a first world country and then make any plans.

Phew!

And she’d probably criticise my ranking of WoW in my games list.

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Portugal :rofl:

:person_shrugging: as you say

:rofl: yeah she would

She quit now tho soooo

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Oh, so you’re from Hell, Portugal?

That’s why my dreams include that guy being aristocratic, maybe even a little bit.

Oh wow.

Tell her to play Deus Ex or Thief.

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Yes :person_facepalming:

:joy:

Nahhh

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My gf made German food… I hate it with a burning passion :rofl:

she hates my food tastes and I hate hers lol

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My name is Ozai and I will teach you the meaning of pain!

https://youtu.be/rtTFCQ-LzgY?si=QvtVe-w38-2ljWVK

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This is a prime demo of how much of a nerd I am:

The video was 50 minutes, and I watched all of it AS A VIDEO, not a podcast :rofl:

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Is it like British food but employed?

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no, it’s more like cream with flavour. it sits like a gloop on my stomach and it’s horrible.

granted, it’s not that it’s made badly, it’s just the food itself is not my thing.

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So it’s baby food?

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