Christmas Time Thread: Nightmare Fuel for a Depressing December

This year I’m going to be spreading the magic of Christmas to everyone by sharing old and forgotten relics.

Prepare yourself for Fun in Balloon Land.

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Where to begin with this?

The audio is horrible, they could only get twenty usuable minutes of footage with the kid, so they made the secretary who drank too much eggnog do the narration for the most depressing Christmas parade in history, and they made Santa’s Elves ride the short bus.

Take a drink every time the narrator lady calls something “gay”. I know it came out in 1965, but were there no other synomyns for “happy” she could have used?

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I hope you aren’t afraid of clowns!

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Why would anyone make this? I know this was meant to advertise a theme park, but why make it like this?

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Man Akje, you love this thread!

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No, I just love you. (ɔ˘ ³(ˆ‿ˆc) :purple_heart:

Kinda surprised no one else is viewing/liking/clicking/posting. You’d think everyone would be getting in a holiday mood! (>‿◠):v:

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