What is the fastest way to write 50k without it all being garbage?
Oooh, I was about to say AI until I saw the part about garbage. But why can’t it be garbage? This is for Wattpad, right? Srsly, take a look at some of their paid stories… ☜(ˆ▿ˆc)
Yeah, I have a multiverse idea, or an idea with old gays.
Take a garbage story that is already 50K and rewrite that
It’d be faster. I’m doing that now.
But then remake, piss off with the remakes. So tired of them
You wouldn’t watch a remake of The Beast of Yucca Flats?
Rather go with something unique, and original that experiments and has fun but maybe isn’t the most popular thing ever, than another remake or rewrite.
@NotARussianBot You gave me a good idea. (Yes, it’s blurred for spoilers, if you haven’t watched Across the Spiderverse then don’t read).
Imagine the ‘go home’ machine landed in real life, in our dimension. Humans found it, and there was a riot. Everyone is out fighting. Who shoves who into the machine and why? How does this side effect affect the USA/UK/wherever it lands?
Set a deadline. Leave it to the last feasible minute. Panic. Smoke a pack of cigarettes a day to calm down. Try not to think about your career which is on the line. Eat only Tesco meal deals even if it gives you a stomach ulcer. Take a walk after every few hundred words to ease your eyes and mind but come back quickly because you shouldn’t be lollygagging. Don’t sleep because you’ll sleep anyway when you’re dead. But if you really need to sleep, take a shower, lie down for a few hours and have someone give you a wake up call. Miss the deadline. Cry. It’s a few thousands words off the target but submit it anyway and leave it to fate.
Hope this helps
Got that part down to a tee
What about 3 cups of coffee and 500mg of caffeine pills?
Thinking about it is.
My bedroom carpet is sick of me walking around it.
Puts 5000 alarms, misses them all!
Why are you inside my mind?
Well, in the US, you shove a Mexican in a “go home” and he pops right back uo next to the machine because, well, some of the ancestry is American, and even fuether back, Native American, not limited to Mexico’s natvies.
Or maybe people get butchered by percentagess. Id lose my pinky toe to the Mikmaqs. They’ll have a big pile of pinky toes.
LOL, and the ones who pushed him in are mad.
Lmfao yes. I like this idea, actually.
I’d miss my toe. My heart woulds be in Paris, and my bum would be in London.
And all of a sudden the Irish complain cause they have got a massive influx of half formed Bostonians.
Missing their brains. It would be 1st feneration pub zombies.
Pub zombies? we already have enough of those
Boston has pubs.
Yeah, I know. But we already have a lot of zombies in the pubs here too. Epsecially old men, high off whatever medications the docs gave them.