Help a pastry out...

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Yes lol.

Why am I imagining pork butts from Cow and Chicken now?

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42

With much patience and head banging on desks :relieved:

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Patience? What’s that? :open_mouth:

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Pastry has ADHD though

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45

Squirrel! :open_mouth:

JOkes aside, yeah somewhere down the line.

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46

Now I can’t unsee it.

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47

I have no idea but apparently that’s how people do it. No idea how ;-;

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48

Haha good!

People are strange. The Doors were right.

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49

Any drug to keep you going babe :wink:

Alarms don’t work! This is why you need someone to scream at you till you’re out of bed

I know these things :relieved:

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50

I need 1000mg please :smiley:

Parents then?

closes mind :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Go on a writing retreat for a week, maybe two. Take a week (or two) off work, leave home to somewhere beautiful but also in the middle of nowhere (well, you’ll probably need internet for research purposes), but also a place where you’re not by any distractions. And then use this time to write day and night. Have a break for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and maybe an hour’s break in-between, but the goal is to spend as much time as possible just writing.

I don’t know about it being not garbage, but it is roughly the fastest way to write, because if you can pump out 5-10,000 words a day, then you’d be close to 50K.

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