Why thank you 
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Crazy Florida man goes bowling with his friends and reflects on the time the local gangster tried to kill him, all whilst he gets offered a job by a reformed drug dealer.
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That’s like every day on my street. Except you left out the drive-by shooting that happens concurrently. (>‿◠)
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MC finds out she’s a siren.
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MC teases ML about staring at her butt when it’s the last thing on his mind.
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Gus is just casually blowing off fingers, for the greater good. 
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This exchange:
“Any idea on how to get through without everyone dying?”
“Luck?”
“Great.”
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Leo gave her an unamused look. “Because I would rather not be hungover while fighting for my life and leading my soldiers when Amneris inevitably does something stupid—”
“Don’t bring me into this!” Amneris exclaimed.
“—which will end with the potential destruction of all of Erostah and, possibly, killing all of us permanently.” He turned to Amneris. “Promise me you won’t do anything stupid. We want to have a planet left should we win.”
Amneris rolled her eyes. “Okay, first, you mean when we win. Second, on behalf of myself and my powers, oi!”
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I’ve not even come up with a name for this story, or a cover, yet. But it’s the vampire/water nymph NaNo story
Lucian’s jaw muscle ticked in time to his sluggish heartbeat as he rounded the Mini Cooper to open the door for Avery. He didn’t offer his hand so she took his belt as an anchor point to pull herself out the car. His stifled cursing was a common percussion between them.
“Oh, don’t get your banana hammock in a bunch.” Avery didn’t let go of him as she pulled herself upright.
Lucian kept his voice down, but practically hissed in frustration. “Why must you do things that would turn on a stone and then say something that would make a man a natural eunuch?”
She leaned in a hair, “I told you. I will get my entertainment out of you.”
To passers by, they were within an inch of an idyllic no one else but us in the world kiss, but usually it wasn’t the woman that was leaning in, while the man blushed furiously. If Lucian didn’t want that, he could tip his head back, as he was tall enough to make connection impossible, but if he did, he swore she’d nip at his collarbone, something far more a temptation than what he wanted to do to her. That was only because such a thing would be out of his control, but leaning in, it would be his decision.
The deliberate indecision on his part caused Avery to chuckle. She yanked his buckle to pull him tighter against her, and dropped her voice. “If you want consistency, then you will take control, and lead it where you will. I’ll follow your cues.”
She stepped back, almost touching the car, let go, and patted his belt-line like it was a child’s head, then turned to move off to study their surroundings, leaving him to close the damn car door, still under immense confusion.
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Death got thrown into a fight ring with the Fomorian.
also i gave death some eyes. too many eyes.
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The alien child got severe brain damage that caused amnesia, so our story can finally begin.
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Sounds familiar 
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Ehehehehe
It’s going to diverge more and more over time, eheehehe.
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I managed to write a woman with a farmer’s tan and being a little on the muscled side in a sexy manner. lol Someone praised it.
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And today, a failed kiss exposed the vampire’s fangs, heeeeee…
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Ooooooh 
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One of my MCs accidently gave away their true identity but no one noticed so we’re all good
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Dead body in the lounge.
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A middle-aged siren queen uses a flute to control a monster siren with no mouth.
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My protag raced his carriage against another, but it overturned into a ditch and he had to shoot his horse…a horse formerly belonging to his now dead lover and the only thing he had to remember him by. (╯︵╰,)
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