So…does that mean they make their guns longer or something?
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Because your stories tend to go into ridiculous places, I imagined him actually tied up 
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motormouth earthman did a little flirting with the AI, then ran off to save his friends ride home from an ambush.
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Enna 
it’s a dick measuring contest, as in the metaphorical term. They were sizing each other up as enemies.
he actually was tied up, yes 
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oh
yeah, I didn’t get that
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lol XD
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mc cyborg fantasizes about flicking her enemy in the eye
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Amneris and Nakia (twins) spent more time fighting teach other than the bad guys
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mc cyborgwoman stuck a wire in her mouth and got electrocuted to near-death. her dying thoughts were disappointing.
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Charlotte is awkward about love.
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Tip is feeling the passage of time and hates it, so he goes out to hunt thunderbirds.
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Marta has gone from looking after 8 kids to just 2 and feels very weirded out by the change
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I started another Zelda fanfic-
Revali throws a stick at Link.
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“What’s with the necklace anyway?” Amneris asked.
Yinepu looked down at his new jackal pendant with a frown. “I thought it was cool.”
“It’s literally your face . . .”
“So?”
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Amneris raised her hand. “I can teleport us—”
“No!” the group exclaimed.
Amneris sank back against her chair. “Well, that was unanimous.”
ten seconds later
“I mean, I can teleport through pretty much anything—”
“No!” the group exclaimed again.
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I get the feeling there have been teleport shenanigans previously xD
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Honestly? Rey got pissed off with border patrol checkng his truck.
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