Narrowly misses… that’s a good thing, right?
Instead of saying “narrowly hits” somehow “narrowly misses” sounds like he wasn’t meant to miss 
Or maybe my mind is in a dark place after writing dark poems 
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a lot of naughty things
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The intentions were… vague
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I haven’t touched my current work in many months as the predicted plot issues seemed terminal. However, I might be able to fix most, or at least justify possible solutions, by changing a major support character’s (puppet master’s) motivations.
Karen sets a new World Record for bewildering chutzpah, and social etiquette breaking shidduch (match-making), and Polanski sets a new WR for bottles of Ice Wine consumed in a single afternoon when she discovers Karen’s scheme.
Which girl would not dream of being swept up by a valiant knight from her childhood fairy-tales, and with an equally enthusiastic and affectionate shield maiden for a pleasant bonus? Besides, are there any better alternatives for our poor girl? ~ Karen.
…One merciful day you’ll stop being right… ~ Polanski.
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a-ha!
lol XD
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Exorcism, but a demon eats the demon to send it back to hell.
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Out of Context? This gif from Buffy the Vampire Slayer happens:
If you do want context, this is the conversation that happens. Hathor is the one who wants to be swallowed by the earth.
Fabian: Now ain’t you just gorgeous 
Hathor: Please never say that again.
Fabian: Aw, why not?
Hathor (dying from embarrassment): Because in your next life you’re my mother.
Fabian: . . . Awesome. Hear that, Aiyana? I get to be a hot chick 
Aiyana: Oh my Gods.
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this sounds like peak sibling behaviour
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this is from salt on my marrow//salt cold (title is still under revision) which was intended to be an ONC entry (2023 i think) —
the female lead waits at an abandoned bus stop on a discontinued route. she’s thinking back to the stories her mother would tell her about midnight buses and once-upon-a-wish destinations.
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Hmm, that’s an idea 
Should she go to this stranger’s house to make cookies?
There’s a blue boutique that is creeping Marta out big time
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Amneris tries to axe murder her brother.
No, I’m not joking.
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parent-endorsed childhood alcoholism
Too bad for my characters, I spent all my time not being able to sleep last night thinking of ways to make their lives worse.