LMAO, on a figurative level absolutely.
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Sounds like something my assassin character would do XD And he’s a human.
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Jorildyn and some Knights formed a group with her, found a lone survivor on the verge of death telling them that they need to leave before the Knights come to kill them.
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I have written the best opening line to a story ever:
“What the hell happened to your face?”
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There we go!
It’s great out of context XD
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You are definitely right 
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Amneris teleported
If you want context
It’s a running gag, especially in one of the spinoffs, where everyone always says “no” when Amneris offers to teleport or when she tries to open a rift nearby (especially in the early years) because either the side effects always make everyone sick or she completely misses the target and they end up in the wrong place, usually somewhere much worse, and drama happens
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Jorildyn saves herself and the Knights through lying and pretending.
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Sounds clever 
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She’s manipulative as hell.
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Shai needed a distraction so they called Amneris who blew things up as a distraction.
Spoiler: they were not happy about this
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Samuel lies frozen in the stillness of an apocalyptic winter…
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I changed the word “towards” to “away from”. Very hard work.
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Where they kneeled with wide eyes as they had a pleding look as they looked upon me on top of the battlement between the merion standing on the embrasure a look of furious hate on my face as behind me my girls were flanking me.
My hellhound having jumped up on top of the merion as they had hellish flames covering her body nose to tip of her tail as my minotaur had her two handed axed halbert with massive head sitting across her shoulders in a lazy manner.
from Ms Apex
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Another great bit out of context XD
Writers will relate
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Happy Birthday, Enna!
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Shai: What do we do?
Horus (Shai’s Leader): How tf should I know???
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I completely missed this 
Thank you!
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Reminds me of the twist of the wise person trope: ask them what to do and they’re like, "I dunno. You figure it out 
"
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No problem. 
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