Can I be the resident Grandpa? Or Uncle?
My drunk niecey gets straight whiskey
No rum in yours, either!.. I think…
Your pfp looks like you’d be a creepy grandpa/uncle
Yup. Don’t want any police knocking on our door.
…wait, tho, since you guys are already the mods on here, that means you are the wacky police, so it won’t really matter
Wow don’t be rude to Ari
It’s not rude, just a fact of life
So can I have some wine?
Where I’m from, people can legally have wine starting at 16 (I think…lol), so knock yourself out
Actually, no, scratch that - don’t knock yourself out, drink responsibly!
sigh I have to wait just two more years…
Says the cyclops
At least I’m a fabulous cyclops
Ari is also a fabulous weird Uncle
Still not invited or allowed anywhere near the kids
It’s alright, I’m down with them. They respect me: