Can I be the resident Grandpa? Or Uncle?
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My drunk niecey gets straight whiskey 
No rum in yours, either!.. I think…
Your pfp looks like you’d be a creepy grandpa/uncle 
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Yup. Don’t want any police knocking on our door.
…wait, tho, since you guys are already the mods on here, that means you are the wacky police, so it won’t really matter
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Wow don’t be rude to Ari 
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It’s not rude, just a fact of life
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So can I have some wine?
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Where I’m from, people can legally have wine starting at 16 (I think…lol), so knock yourself out 
Actually, no, scratch that - don’t knock yourself out, drink responsibly! 
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sigh I have to wait just two more years…
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Says the cyclops
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At least I’m a fabulous cyclops 
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Ari is also a fabulous weird Uncle 
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Still not invited or allowed anywhere near the kids 
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It’s alright, I’m down with them. They respect me:
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