Time for a neo-pagan movement! 
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Iām not winning the argument.
Godamn simp.
Good luck donāt burn anything.
Now why would you do that.
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I am gonna write a romance, and it will be on the bestsellers list someday.
Just not the NYT one 
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Because we are both smartasses. The difference is Iām 42, and sheās 17. I should have more control. lol
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Niko, when you ask him about the admissions:
Once you get your sob story done,
and then they do the affirmative stuff,
you have about this much chance of getting through.
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Santi:
A real human wants to date me? Yeah, she
wants something from me.
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iām watching Suits and i donāt understand why Jessica and Harvey treat the idea of letting Louis have promotions like it would give them the bubonic plague.
āhe slaves at his job because he genuinely loves it here and desperately wants the respect of his peers who he views as family. but he got the firm in trouble trying to impress us like 2 timesā. okay?? harvey digs the firm a grave and pushes it in every half-season, and jessica has the moral backbone of an eclair. let louis be partner, damn.
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happy belated birthday! that coffee looks gooood 
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Santi is going to become a less sympathetic Mr. Krabs when he is older.
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Good desicions donāt make for good plots. If Shakespeareās tradgedies taught me anything, making good choices isnāt dramatic. Just look at King Lear, arguably his most depressing play.
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Santi is a mess.
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Iāve been looking through Kindle monthly deals for September, and I take it that grumpy romance is a thing now? It was bad enough when it was grumpy bosses everywhere, but now Iām seeing grumpy cowboys, grumpy professors, grumpy lumberjacks and grumpy doctors.
So how come no one writes grumpy janitor romances? Or even cheerful, happy, sexy janitor romances? Or maybe garbage collector romances? Or sewage inspector romances? Or any number of normal, everyday working people who have nasty jobs. Iām picturing a niche audience of working class romance books featuring heroic characters in terrible jobs, maybe even a whole gay/lesbian series where the obnoxious, misogynistic CEO is rejected in favor of the adorable but poor, working class stiff.
Iām insane, arenāt I? This will never flyā¦ ć½(ļ¾Šļ¾)ļ¾
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This will make you feel better.
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Im going to write a waterworks chick with a grumpy vsmpire for NaNo.
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Iām doing SeptWriMo
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Why is this 16 year old girl pretending to be 18 and what does she want from me. Woman are you tryna get me jailed over here.
What is my life? What is my life.
On one hand we got 58 year old guys.
On the other, we got 16 year old girls.
What Iām learning is
My life is weird and I get approached too much wtf go away
Iām writing something related to motorcycle gangs but itās not traditional at all.
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That happens a lot more than it should. Itās why that line is tried in court cases where a guy does get with an underage girl. People like to pretend that children never start it.
And itās also a part of why 16 is legal in some areasāwith stipulations.
I had 3 cousins marry at 16 (which means they were starting younger than that) to get away from their father (the things we didnāt know). 1 of those marriages worked. 1. But none of the guys were boys.
I donāt know what motivates these kids, but protect yourself.
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GUYS! ELENA ARMAS IS RUINING THE BEAUTIFUL GAME NOW!!
Can we burn her laptop at the stake? 
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