The Rainbow Bar

The Chatters All Hues
257

People older than you huh?

2 Likes
258

Yup.

Little do they know that I can pirouette in said heels.

3 Likes
259

Iā€™m Adrian, i go byā€¦wait for itā€¦Adrian
(man, us writers are creative people)
age 33, but they say you only as old as you feel so i am 126.
Gender: Dude.
Pronouns: i could not care less if i tried.
Orientationā€¦complicated. due to complexity and an already confusing orientation system we cant as a society agree on, iā€™ll just say ā€œfunctionally heterosexualā€ in most practice, but if you wanna get nitpicky iā€™m somewhere between bi and asexual. itā€™s just easier to let everyone assume iā€™m generic straight because iā€™m a fairly large burly viking and you get typecast, so since iā€™m not shagging or dating anyone anymore it doesnt remotely matter what anyone thinks, and if nobody asks i just dont make an announcement. so everyone assumes iā€™m straight, and i just silently smirk and sip my redbull and write my little space-comedy about gender-questionable aliens and immature ball-jokes.

4 Likes
260

Early Kidney damage, Ouch

That is why you are Angel :star2:

I would be caught dead in heels :eyes:

:joy:

Yes and it is true

O.o

1 Like
261

:rofl:

2 Likes
262

:shiny:
new emoticon :eyes:

1 Like
263

:coolpineapple:

2 Likes
264

:shallow_pan_of_food:
Soup

1 Like
265

Nope.

Maybe ankles.

Awww

False. It very well depends on the person, but I do not remember a single instance of that happening but I guess that doesnā€™t mean much when coming from me.

Yes. And jumps too~

Itā€™s annoying when Iā€™m in wedges tho.

1 Like
266

Wear it for a year and it will happen :eyes:

That is your name :squish:

See?

J-jumps?

heels scare me, wedges are my groove :rofl:

1 Like
267

Iā€™m a dancer. What do you expect?

And then there are jetes.

I canā€™t wear heels much ā€™cause I have none at the moment-

1 Like
268

You never told me that :woman_shrugging:

:dizzy_face:

And nowhere to go to :pensive:

1 Like
269

Um, did I?

Jumps in heels are fun because you shock people.

1 Like
270

:joy:

1 Like
271

Yup.

And when I put my leg behind my head-

1 Like
272

o.O

2 Likes
273

If I really try I can do both at the same timeā€¦

2 Likes
274

There was a dude in my elementary school who could do that and he would do it to scare the teachers, he could also walk on his hands while have both legs behind is headā€¦

2 Likes
275

:flushed:

2 Likes
276

I do it for fun XD

And I can over turnout - put my feet at around a 210-degree angle - and itā€™s scary.

1 Like