turns the water into a nice drink
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Oop-
Fire eats ice? 
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Not if you collect it in a container away from the fire. And I calm down and don’t brun up.
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gasps you have a fever?
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No rofl. I was angry and exploded and became firey and now I am calm 
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Ah okay.
How’s your day been?
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I need to tidy up.
And eat food.
But I don’t want to 
you?
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I’ve been a tourist all day 
lots of travelling.
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Nice, wher eyou visiting?
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I read Dracula at 12. I wouldn’t have thought to pick up a Russian novel at that age, is all.
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Huh okay. I mean, it was also for my Russian class so. But I still read it for fun bc why not.
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Europe
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Yeah, I had either French or Spanish. I generally like all humor, including dark, but then the dad jokes are ok, too.
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I crush egos, too. Since my story is omniscient, the narrator takes more than a few jabs at the egotistical characters in the story I have a little too much fun with it sometimes XD
If they have their nose in the air, they have it so high it could’ve snowed on the tip.
omg XD
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Nope! Guess again.
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Huh okay.
Dad jokes?
Comment-allez vous? 
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YES
yeah, that’s what i’m doing so far in my book Enigma. the MC Lara starts falling for a random woman she saved from drowning in a river despite her being the literal BANE of her existence 
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Bad puns, boomer tier memes, stuff like holding a stud finder their chest and going, “I found it!”
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