ooooh cool 
I write in first person POV so there’s no narrator… BUT. there IS a snarky rude lady who narrates everything (aka Lara) 
here’s an excerpt:
LARA: “Ah, the sweet smell of spring: birds chirping, flowers blooming, and corpses lying mauled their beds. How nice.”
You would have enjoyed it more if you weren’t sober.
Paris?
Yeah you just needed some fine wine.
Okay send me some for my birthday.
Sounds like Lara would get along with Richard XD He’s one of the mains in the magic realism story who shares a soul with a demon, so, like the demon, he finds human corpses to be a nice meal.
So, what’s Lara’s story? What’s it about?
pokes back
YES SHE SO WOULD 
I’ll DM you a bit later about it~
I have like- 6 sooooo there’s a lot to go for this thread hehe
no I can’t focus on one project for the life of me rn
You would like Spanish-influenced French cuisine, more. Cajun, Creole. I don’t know if you’d like New Orleans (hot as hell, mugging central) but the food is worth it.
Patrick looks like a nasty nasty tongue.
Sort of the point.
Enhance memes at your own risk.
Eats a baguette and spits it over you Hi 
That sounds delicious. I want that now. I’ve been to Spain and the food was amazing. France was nice too but a bit too meh. But yeah, a fusion sound good.
Yeah I’d be bringing a fan and a dehumidifier around with me all day if I was out walking lol.
My daughter has been after me to buy her a neck fan.
I can’t blame her. I’d be wanting three in Louisiana!
Gonna see the fuchsia flea now