What makes a best friend? [for you and your MCs]

A life-long study by SecretDurham has noted that Cat’s can, and will disregard all Human’s as “Idiot’s, and Soft Minded Fools”, and offer nothing but “Hey Dude!” moments of acknowledgement entwined with their own “Evil” intent and purpose without Human interaction. The “Gift of a dead Bird” is just a side-line to their success as a “Dominant Party” within the cycle of a “Freeloading Lifestyle” that they have adopted…

The study has shown upon multiple cases that they adopt a “Stupid Human to take the piss out of for their existence.”

This has been observed by no less than thirty candidates, willingly housing such creatures over a span of thirty five years. Each candidate has admitted that this study to be an honest review of their existence with there Feline Freeloader…

Case closed…

SD

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