Or use the money to hire a good nanny! (>‿◠)
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Preferably one who can handle freaky children.
Seriously, Wednesday would be perfect for the job!
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- A basically looks human kid, I’m going to raise as mine. I’ve got 3 already.
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It broke! I don’t know why!
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uuuhhhh- i’d do it but I can’t see the images 
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Well, coffin births are a thing. The issue is that they are generally dead before then.
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One of us, one of us…
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The Addames are very much human but they’d be more accepting of Kitaro. I still feel as if he wouldn’t entirely fit in though.
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In some variations of the story, the man is cruel enough to throw the baby Kitaro towards a gravestone, dislodging one of his eyes from his socket.
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Just eww.
It’s not like a Doom Baby.
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He took in the child because he felt like he’d be cursed if he didn’t but cursed if he did…personally I think that abandoning a child in a graveyard wouldn’t have much better outcomes.
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