You’re not a prof tho 
But tbh I’d rather have you as the electronics professor than the guy I told you about.
It took a CONCUSSION for him to take me seriously 
Oh, and his only instructions for lab reports were “PIZZAZZ!” Like, how am I supposed to interpret that?
Oof. Not now, but I guess I can become a TA if I want to. I’d take concussions seriously. I’ll even give them out freely (for legal reasons, that’s a joke).
Panic Inducing Zesty Zeal And Zero Zombies.
more like making ME a zombie 
I think you’d at least be more organized than most profs I have. They literally don’t know when their own assignments are due
Once you get deeper into coding (or if you have already), you’ll learn about zombies.
My problem is I’d be way too organised. My emotions come in trains.
I don’t think I rly want to…
My gf just it the autism fairy
Now this is a good update.
Oof. Join us here, it’s fun.
I want one. Where can I buy one? Do I set traps? What do I put as bait? Estrogen? Or a blahaj?
you need to use really sweet chocolate and something with cute foxes on it. then you’ll lure the gf in.
as for the autism fairy… like Santa, she only appears to those she deems worthy, so better get yourself a hyperfixation on trains of dinosaurs or smth 
Huh? Don’t girls like dark chocolate?
I’m already the dino guy. I can talk for hours about them. I infodumped to ChatGPT about them in German to prove that I can speak German, and it said my rating is B1.
no, mine likes the kinder chocolate the more sugar and less cocoa the better
why didn’t you say you speak german?! MY GF IS GERMAN PLEASE TEACH ME HOW TO BE ANNOYING AF IN GERMAN SO I CAN GET ON HER NERVES MORE EFFECTIVELY hjeheheh
but also I think the autism fairy has already visited you and blessd you with the knowledge of dinosaurs. see, she comes where there is already some precident but the situation must be made more autistic…
Like kinder in the German sense or English? Because I don’t think chocolate can be kind, but kids chocolate isn’t a thing either, because everyone can eat chocolate.
It’s actually pretty easy to learn. If you want to say “the weather is nice”, you say “das Wetter ist nett”. That’s almost a 1:1 translation.
In fact, the biggest issue I have with German is that there are too few words. “Sie” can mean “they” or “she”. “Sie ist groß” means “She is big”, but “Sie sind groß” means “they are big”. “Der” is the masculine form of “the” (as in der Mann [the man] or der Löwe [the lion]), but it can also be used for feminine words when the cases demand it. Like “Ich helfe der Frau” (I help the woman). Usually it’s ‘die Frau’, but not here.
My favourite recent joke is “Die Hard? What about Der Hard and Das Hard?”
Oof. I need to channel more autism.
german.
not rly that simple sobs
come on, actually tho, so true. ugh. just make up the word and use it already! like, how hard is it?
looool. will use that on her when she’s awake tomorrow.
she pulled an all-nighter on purpose last night (according to her, it is scientifically proven to reset your brain/sleep schedule). i’m currently questioning both out life choices because she’s so irritable and confused today that I just want to run for my life.
Eg:
me: “it’s really cool that I can do [insert really cool thing here]!”
her: “huh? what’s ‘it’? what are you reffering to? the room isn’t that cold! also nice job.”
it’s been like this all day and it’s draining me of my sanity
oh, and don’t even TRY to give her instructions. she won’t be able to follow them.
Oh. Still, kids chocolate isn’t a thing because all chocolate can be eaten by anyone.
Unless you’re referring to those Kinder Joy things, in which case I understand, and yeah, those are good.
It seems like that to me. Maybe because German speakers speak fast and have an accent, so it’s more difficult to decipher.
But then I guess we’d have to relearn that.
Welcome.
She seems like an enigma. Why can’t I find someone like that?
She sounds like someone on below 10% battery, which is apt.
OMG I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING
way back when wacky as just becoming a thing, my parents used to confiscate my computer for being on it too much. so naturally, as one does, i stayed up at night, stole my mom’s comtuper, and wnet onto wacky using it instead
in my defence she literally told me her password way back when and then never changed it sooooo
and I had no interest in poking around in her stuff, I just used it for internet purposes and then deleted the evidence after haha
…you haven’t heard portuguese people talk. they can reach up to 7 sylables a minute loool
she says she’s intelligent but I secretly think that she’s just too stupid to think simply lool
she overcomplicates everything and when I tell her how to do something in two steps instead of ten she fights me in favour of her more complicated version and then 2 hours later comes back to me with “you were right” and giant puppy eyes
