Lesson learned…
Raw lentils + heavy water = soup ruined.
I want my soup back 
it takes Ted amazing!!
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UH… I am possibly the least chaotic person I know? But possibly…confetti. And purple. And streams and rivers and oceans, any kind of water really.
Ah! Great! Wish you lots of luck on your way!
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OMG PERFECT. That is the type of chaos that will annoy your enemies for eternity 
Is someone being mean to you? Put glitter in their stuff! this nonviolent resistance method is guaranteed to piss them off duly and entirely 
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Damn, hope she has a speedy recovery. Which bone was it?
I’m one of the Order Gods, unfortunately.
Yep, I guess I’ll also extend my campaign to include Canada now.
I’m just a bit afraid of the cold. That might prove a problem, but hopefully nothing too serious.
Damn it. Looks like you need to do a Spanish Armada treatment.
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Tzeentch.
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Her big toe
It’s the most absurd and random thing to break but she did it 
We’re natural enemies then
Eh. Unlike Europe, they actually have good heating. From what I remember, there was not a single time that we had a problem with heating.
And we lived in a 100+ year old house so 
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Lovely 
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I bought a sewing machine! Heheheh
Time to hyper focus on another one of the 1000000 hobbies that I’m keeping alive for the rest of my life
@TheTigerWriter this is what I will be doing ALONGSIDE ikea and exam prep
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… my finances are so confusing bc of this. 
I do that thing where I get the cheaper version, be careful and don’t spend too much at the beginning… but then 95% percent of things I try actually stick and I’m ready to commit to new, better equipment by the end of the month
So there ends up like… upgrade upon upgrade upon upgrade in the same month and I’m ending up scratching my head over where the hell my need to always buy stuff comes from 
I’m being responsible! I swear!
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Damn. Did her sister step on it? If so, did she scream out ‘mitosis’?
Or siblings.
Or lovers but I have a very specific interest, but that’d be a good flirt.
Oh! Then hopefully that won’t be an issue. I’ll try looking, just to check how easy it is.
I swear, if it keeps taking me months to get visa sponsorship to Germany, but with Canada it’s a snap and done situation, I’ll sigh 10% more audibly (I’d scream but I’m too old to).
Or Slaanesh. With that you get hot people.
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Make it sew.
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Nooooooo
(I’ll terrorize her with this later hehe )
spill
I always get very flattered when ppl say they’d be into me not that I reciprocate like… ever, but it’s still nice
Not really. It’s just easier that getting to Europe. Because, you know, eu laws are strong af.
Before they hire you, they have to prove they couldn’t get a European to do it first.
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Heheheh I like hot women
That’s what it’s for
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Gf was super depressed today. Made her chocolate cake with cherries. She baked her eyes out and felt okay again.
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To be fair tho I didn’t ONLY do that, but it sounds funnier that way.
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I ALSO re-organized our spaces in the house so her room was more hers (we sleep separately now). I made it pretty and cute and even brought her nightstand + stuff down so she can have it there instead of it lying around upstairs. Also gave her hugs and a lot of words of affirmation. I don’t remember what I said but it seems to have worked because she went from being a hopeless fox to a hopeful fox
I think it was when I asked what else I could do as room decor for her and said I’d help her with it (she was never allowed that before). Again, she balled her eyes out 
She’s adorable omg.
Also assembled an ikea shelf thingy alone today. Got like… 1/2 through? I need to assemble the drawers and that’s it.
In my defense, the wheels took a while.
Got distracted by a random book I found in my gf’s closet.
Now it’s 3 am, I can’t sleep, and I’m crying because I didn’t like how it made me feel. It was a personal finance book and I just read it without much control over what I was doing at the time and couldn’t stop for 2 HOURS
But it was, you know, those types of books that are aimed towards people who have less self-aware and more irresponsible people. There was a lot of “I had it bad and I made it so stop complaining that you can’t” stuff. And it made me feel like I was doing something wrong even tho I wasn’t even looking for advice! I just thought it looked interesting because it had a perspective I’d never considered before.
turns out it just made me feel bad about myself while I’m already struggling with so many things that are/were definitely bad. Maybe different bad, but it gave me complex DID and CPTSD. You don’t just spawn those out of nowhere 
it was just… really harsh. Idk. I know I’m not the logically correct audience for this book and it’s like bean soup theory but- I can’t help but question my own opinion/perception on it. What if I’m just being a brat? Making up excuses? Trying to get attention?
sighs don’t you love it what you make sense of the pain by undermining your own sense of reality? I wish my brain would just stop
4 am. I’m starting to regret my life choices.
Yessss! That’s fun, and an evil attack method. I also just like confetti to play in (absolutely hate the cleanup, though.)
Oh no! Take care!
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yes, fuck the cleanup lmao
Thanks.
She’s fine, but she broke her toe
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