Iâve put it in to make things fun for me.
from Old Soul
âDoc sez u ainât hurt dat tĂȘtĂ© dur of yours, seagull.â
âShitâŠI lost her.â The comfort of the family accent would hide most her agony, make it easier to slide back into old relationshipsâŠhopefully. âItâs cold cold, Jo. Look, I gots de frissons, me.â
âI know. Dat couillion had me callinâ Mem up heah ta find dat dingy broad.â
âDonâ tell me Mawmaw is comminâ. Dis pack canât handle me, forget an Oracle. She da reason dey say dat Rougarous bite chilâren toes!â
âKeeyaw, dat sayinâ is old old, Mem is younger. But she refused. Said itâs too cold up heah. And you donâ need her. Dat woman was folle. A demon sent dat one back and de goddess sifted her from de trash.â
âI canât shift. She wasnât dat much a burden, Joe.â
âWho had de dumb idea ta tell him, den?â
âShe did. Dat woman backed ouddah her promise to de Goddess for a man dat moved on and wouldnâ understanâ.â
âI donâ tink dat mateâo yaws understood, eidah.â
âNo, I donât.â Trace decided to open the curtain, exposing the more familiar side of the medicâs office. âI barely understood your conversation, forget last night. Gary said you were safe to get up, by the way.â
âWell, I guess I need to go to your office and pull up some files.â
âDa fuq? Accent, mon belle petit fille.â
âDid he just callâŠâ
âTrace, weâre cousins.â
" 'Brasse mon chou, Mon amie." Joe crossed his arms and glared at the Alpha. âSheâs a classic French wolfâŠwell, without the wolf. Iâm just pissed my pretty girl dropped our accent so fast.â
Trace eyed the shorter man. âDonât you have a mate?â
âWhen did that happen?â The question threw Eva for a loop.
Joe addressed his cousin, ignoring Trace. âBaw, weâre going to have linebackers for chiots, sha.â
The Alpha rolled his eyes. âIt was Lethe.â
âFuck.â Eva rubbed her face trying to imagine getting along with the girl.
Joseph Wayne squinted at his cousin. âWhat you did?â
âBroke her arm for suggesting a challenge.â Eva sat up and stretched. âNow Iâd have to majorly cheat to win jack.â
âLike that time you rigged the whole training field with snares to keep the just turned horndogs busy? Or the time you stuck a bear trap in Memâs cushions and got my hide tanned for dat? Sheet, you a menace and just damned lucky that everyoneâs gentle wit a seagull.â
âThatâs going to be harder to guarantee, here. We ah, didnât start off well.â
âWeh, start no tracas, be no tracas.â Joseph stood to leave and let the two of them to sort each other out. âTime to grow upâŠbut Iâve been told Iâm to stay with you 'cuz dat folle be couillion. ⊠You know Clotilde, if she wears high heels, her boobs make good earmuffs.â
âFuck, JoeâŠI donât need to know that.â
Trace held out his hand and helped Eva up. âHeck, I donât want to even see that.â
An accent, for me, means I know someone can cook or if I aint touching tbeir food. Lol