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Leave Eyelash alone. 
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Sounds like wedding horror stories to me 
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Is the camel… is this one that talks? Or just a camel? Does it want to be adopted? What do they name it?
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Not one that talks, but he does come along willingly.
And they name him Hubert.
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I feel like that’s a good name for a camel 
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Pucho gets roped into joining a Motorcycle Club that rides along the Pacific Coast Highway every month, and he doesn’t know how he’s going to keep up the responsibility, considering the fact that he works weekends and they ride on Sunday. Pancho assures him that he’ll be back in time to have dinner and have a coffee before he starts his shift.
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Will he though?
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The incensed High Canon of Varno issues a condemnation of the Grand University of Souwa as a “pisspot of anti-clerical excrement”.
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Dannis is told that there’s a person who can turn him back into a female, in order to become a princess.
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it issssss 
this is Millona ahaha
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I shall give two from different story projects
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My MC with a divine lineage is working as an assassin to locate her sibling.
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Divine blood helps create better mages, which is a bit ironic for my now dead MC.
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Are Dov and Freyja are just two more genetic freaks for your collection, Karen? ~ Polanski.
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I knew that right away 
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yayyyyy
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Heheh, I know a little context… 
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My MC is put in a situation where lying will doom her, even though she regretted not lying in the first place.
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Charlotte comes up with very creative insults.
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I knowwwww
but shhhhh or the fun will be spoiled
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